Funny Candles
Funny Candles
Funny Candles
Funny Candles
Funny Candles
Funny Candles
Funny Candles
Funny Candles
Funny Candles
Funny Candles
Funny Candles
Funny Candles
Funny Candles
Funny Candles
Funny Candles
Funny Candles
Funny Candles
Funny Candles
Funny Candles
Funny Candles
Funny Candles

Funny Candles

Regular price $ 20.00
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9oz. of coconut wax and essential oils.

 

Sage That Shit

Need some nasty energy to leave you alone? This is your candle! Also makes for a really cool housewarming gift!

Scent notes: Lavender, Chamomile, Sage, Rosemary, Sandalwood, Cedarwood.

 

F*ck Cancer

F*ck Cancer! A thoughtful gift for someone who is fighting cancer or for someone who beat cancer's ass.

Scent notes: Sea Salt, Jasmine, Lily of the Valley, Green Leaves, Wood, Tonka Bean

*All proceeds from our "F*ck Cancer" candle will be donated to St. Jude's and matched dollar for dollar*

 

Let That Shit Go

Let is go, let it go...But seriously my favorite motto in life, LET THAT SHIT GO! Now! This candle is a friendly reminder around your house or workspace, that everything just isn't worth your beautiful energy. Lit this bitch up and relax with lavender!

Scent notes: Lavender 

 

Pot Head

For the biggest pot head you know! For all the plant lovers out there.

Scent Notes: Eucalyptus, Mint, Cypress, Pine, Moss, Fir

 

Namaste Bitches

Namaste B*TCHES! This candle is Nag Champa scented. Just like Lavender, Nag Champa has a soothing fragrance that helps relax your nerves and reduce stress.

Scent Notes: Amber, Rose, Sandalwood, Dark Musk, Patchouli, Violet

 

Inhale the Good Sh*t, Exhale the Bullsh*t

Sometimes we need to remember to inhale the good shit and exhale the bullshit.

Scent Notes: Lemongrass, Jasmine,Patchouli

 

F*ck Covid

We are all over it. . . come on now!

Scent Notes: Citrus notes, exotic spice and beautiful jasmine

 

Not Enough Sage In The World For This Sh*t

There is not enough sage in the world that can help, but we sure can try with this candle.

Scent Notes: Sage, Rosemary, Sandalwood, Cedarwood

 

You're Such A Ho Ho Ho

HO HO HO! Gift this candle to your friend or loved one and let them know how you really feel this Christmas.

Scent Notes: Eucalyptus, Mint, Cypress, Pine, Moss, Fir

 

Naughty Nice I Tried

Hey, at least we tried! Maybe next year we will do better...eh probably not.

Scent Notes: Peppermint essential oil.

 

Merry Grinchmas

For those Grinches during the holidays.

Scent Notes: Cinnamon, Sugar, Vanilla, Cream (Scents May Change)